me: hey lemme see ur phone I’ll put my number in
unsuspecting fool: hahah sure *hands me his phone*
me: *transfers his entire Pokemon Go team to myself*
fool: what the fuck?
me: *rips my jacket open to reveal a sensible tee with a large bedazzled letter R* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTA–
Hello, I’d like to report some bugs:
- Caterpie
- Metapod
- Butterfree
- Weedle
- Kakuna
- Beedrill
- Paras
- Parasect
- Venonat
- Venomoth
- Scyther
- Pinsir
I’ll keep you updated if I notice any more bugs in future versions.
a egg is hatching !
everyone who reblogs this will get a pokemon in their submit box
i promise i will send a pokemon to each person who reblogs this
if i missed u feel free to yell at me
i will use a randomizer to determine what pokemon u hatch
thank u
i’m expecting it now, like I will love that pokemon and name it and keep it forever cause it will be my pokemon and it came from this cute lil bouncing egg and I NEED THAT POKEMON IN MY SUBMIT BOX!
now that there’s like 700 pokemon the real question is
what pokemon is #666
B O W B E F O R E Y O U R D A R K O V E R L O R D
my gf who has minimal knowledge of the Pokemon world likes to nickname my Pokemon for me